Boring Monkey

Boring Monkey looked for a sponge that they liked to insert somewhere. It is a fairly new suggestion, to many, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the item opted for.

Boring Monkey looked for a lava lamp to put up their bum. It should have been an original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

Boring Monkey owned a CD player that they would often worship. This might appear to be a fairly weird undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

Boring Monkey often carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item to select.

Boring Monkey desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would put on his head. It should be a weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

Boring Monkey desperately searched for a tomato that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly weird idea, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the chosen thing.