The Eccentric Monkey

The Eccentric Monkey desperately needed a can of coke that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly new approach to life, to most, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a can of coke being the item selected.

The Eccentric Monkey looked for a tomato that they would sometimes throw. It should be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Monkey found a hat that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Monkey desperately wanted a little monkey that they sometimes demolish. One might say this is a fairly curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the item to choose.

The Eccentric Monkey craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would break. It is considered to be a new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

The Eccentric Monkey desperately desired a tomato that they would hug. This seems a fairly odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is wonderful. A tomato of all things.