His Depressed Monkey

His Depressed Monkey craved for a vibrator that they would often worship. It would be an odd undertaking, to many, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

His Depressed Monkey had a set square that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be spectacular. Honestly, a set square was the item that was selected.

His Depressed Monkey desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

His Depressed Monkey always kept a cheese grater that they would embrace. This is certainly a fairly odd proposal, to you, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. A cheese grater being the thing opted for.

His Depressed Monkey carried a rubber chicken that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

His Depressed Monkey desperately looked for a set of lego that they would sometimes smash. It was a fairly strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. A set of lego would be the item that was selected.