The Blue Monkey

The Blue Monkey wanted a Harry Potter wand to play with. It is considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

The Blue Monkey looked for a radiator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a weird thought, to you, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item chosen.

The Blue Monkey desired a cup that they would smash. It would be a fairly weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup having that done to it

The Blue Monkey often carried a condom that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered an exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a condom being the item opted for.

The Blue Monkey always carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly new activity, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was fun. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

The Blue Monkey had a crown that they would smash. It should have been an original thought, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a crown was the thing that was selected.