The Boring Monkey

The Boring Monkey desperately needed a painting of a melon that they liked to share. It was a fairly odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Boring Monkey needed a block of cheese that they sometimes break. It would be a fairly different suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was awesome. A block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Boring Monkey desperately desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Monkey desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often break. This seems a weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

The Boring Monkey always had with them a set of lego that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

The Boring Monkey often carried a stretchman that they would occasionally hug. It might be a fairly original action, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to choose.