My Bewildered Monkey

My Bewildered Monkey always had with them a pencil sharpener to put on his head. It is a new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Monkey desperately wanted a rubber johnny to share. One might consider this to be a fairly funny operation, to some, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Monkey always carried a mug to break. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the item to opt for.

My Bewildered Monkey needed a pint of beer that they would insert somewhere. It is a new exercise, to some, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Monkey found a bag of flour that they would occasionally hug. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Honestly, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

My Bewildered Monkey found a mug that they sometimes eat. It was a fairly new exercise, to many, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the thing that was chosen.