The Orange Monkey

The Orange Monkey desperately desired a big sponge that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been a peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the chosen item.

The Orange Monkey needed a condom that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a curious approach to life, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

The Orange Monkey had a bag of flour that they liked to play with. This seems a fairly strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. A bag of flour being the chosen item.

The Orange Monkey craved for a pen that they would play with. This is certainly a fairly new approach to life, to you, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Monkey desperately needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly surprising action, to many, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

The Orange Monkey desperately craved for a stapler to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an astonishing idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a stapler being the thing selected.