A Bewildered Monkey

A Bewildered Monkey desired a cheese grater that they sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

A Bewildered Monkey desired a bag of poop to eat. This might appear to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. A bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

A Bewildered Monkey found a chocolate bar that they would break. This might appear to be a fairly curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

A Bewildered Monkey needed a custard pie to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the chosen item.

A Bewildered Monkey always had with them a computer that they liked to smash. It might have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was opted for.

A Bewildered Monkey desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the chosen item.