The Exciting Monkey

The Exciting Monkey wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Monkey searched for a bag of flour that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Monkey had a bottle of wine that they sometimes eat. This could be considered an extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

The Exciting Monkey desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes drop. It would be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be simply life. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Monkey wanted a rubber johnny to rub on his belly. It is an extraordinary action, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

The Exciting Monkey desperately wanted a little monkey that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly different operation, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the chosen item.