The Handsome Monkey

The Handsome Monkey looked for a ball that they liked to cuddle. This seems a bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a ball being the chosen thing.

The Handsome Monkey had a pen to experiment on. It would have been an unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a pen is the item to select.

The Handsome Monkey often carried a piece of paper that they would embrace. It was a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Monkey carried a sponge that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly surprising action, to you, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Monkey always kept a chocolate bar that they would embrace. It was considered to be a different activity, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

The Handsome Monkey carried a tomato that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a tomato is the thing to select.