Her Square Monkey

Her Square Monkey desperately looked for a CD player that they would occasionally throw. It would have been a fairly funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a CD player is the item to select.

Her Square Monkey found a teapot to cuddle. This is certainly a funny action, to many, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the item to choose.

Her Square Monkey desired a pint of cider to insert somewhere. It might be an astonishing thought, to me, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea was magnificent. A pint of cider is the item to select.

Her Square Monkey had a set of lego to drop. It was considered to be a weird operation, to many, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the chosen item.

Her Square Monkey desired a spade that they liked to drop. It might have been a somewhat surprising idea, to you, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a spade would be the item that was selected.

Her Square Monkey desired a can of Tango that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a fairly funny thought, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.