The Nervous Monkey

The Nervous Monkey looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly weird action, to some, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the item selected.

The Nervous Monkey carried a stapler that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

The Nervous Monkey owned a pint of beer that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to you, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Monkey needed a can of coke that they sometimes sleep with. It was a new idea, to most, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the item to select.

The Nervous Monkey searched for a radiator that they liked to put up their bum. It is considered to be an extraordinary action, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. A radiator would be the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Monkey craved for a toilet brush that they would throw. One might find this to be a bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the item opted for.