Handsome Monkey

Handsome Monkey always carried a condom that they would worship. It might have been an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

Handsome Monkey always had with them a vibrator that they would sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

Handsome Monkey wanted a piece of paper that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly bizarre operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

Handsome Monkey craved for a stapler that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is an astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

Handsome Monkey always kept a wig that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a new proposal, to some, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. A wig being the thing opted for.

Handsome Monkey desperately craved for a set of lego that they sometimes throw. This is certainly an unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the item to choose.