Depressed Monkey

Depressed Monkey desperately searched for a teapot to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

Depressed Monkey desperately needed a hat that they sometimes drop. This seems to be a bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was epic. A hat being the chosen item.

Depressed Monkey desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would worship. It should be an extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

Depressed Monkey found a stapler that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been an exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

Depressed Monkey found a painting of a melon that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

Depressed Monkey carried a computer that they would often put down their trousers. It should be a fairly original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a computer of all things.