Big Monkey

Big Monkey desperately needed a rubber chicken that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be an exciting approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

Big Monkey found a radiator that they would occasionally share. It might be an original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

Big Monkey had a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been an astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

Big Monkey craved for a wig that they would drop. One might say this is a surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the thing opted for.

Big Monkey carried a pint of beer that they sometimes annihilate This could be considered a bizarre exercise, to you, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a pint of beer being the item selected.

Big Monkey needed a rubber johnny that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a fairly strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a rubber johnny of all things.