Their Green Monkey

Their Green Monkey desperately looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

Their Green Monkey always carried a pen to cuddle. It would be a funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

Their Green Monkey wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly odd operation, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny of all things.

Their Green Monkey owned a dildo that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been an unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a dildo being the chosen item.

Their Green Monkey had a tomato that they would embrace. One might find this to be a curious proposal, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item to select.

Their Green Monkey searched for a stretchman that they would often smash. It was a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. A stretchman would be the item that was opted for.