The Exciting Monkey

The Exciting Monkey often carried a pint of cider that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was magnificent. A pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Monkey always had with them a set square that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the chosen thing.

The Exciting Monkey found a wig that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a strange operation, to me, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Monkey often carried a helmet that they would eat. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

The Exciting Monkey desperately needed a crown to experiment on. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a crown was the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Monkey looked for a rubber chicken to sit and look at. This could be considered a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea is fun. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the item to select.