My Cute Monkey

My Cute Monkey carried a stretchman that they would often eat. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. A stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

My Cute Monkey carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be epic. A pint of beer being the chosen thing.

My Cute Monkey carried a bottle of beer that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

My Cute Monkey searched for a porno magazine that they liked to worship. It should be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

My Cute Monkey desperately craved for a spade that they would sometimes worship. It is an exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a spade would be the chosen thing.

My Cute Monkey desperately desired a radiator that they would often drop. It was considered to be a fairly weird approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the item that was chosen.