His Troubled Monkey

His Troubled Monkey desired a bottle of wine to play with. It would be a peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

His Troubled Monkey looked for a lava lamp that they would occasionally share. It might have been a fairly funny activity, to many, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

His Troubled Monkey desired a vibrator that they would sometimes smash. It was a fairly new approach to life, to some, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. A vibrator would be the item chosen.

His Troubled Monkey desperately desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a fairly weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

His Troubled Monkey searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a fairly unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea is fun. Strangely, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

His Troubled Monkey wanted a cup that they would often insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a cup was the item that was chosen.