His Square Monkey

His Square Monkey found a pint of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

His Square Monkey desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

His Square Monkey had a sword that they would often throw. This is certainly a different suggestion, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

His Square Monkey wanted a custard pie that they would often hug. It is considered to be a fairly unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

His Square Monkey desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. A bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

His Square Monkey desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.