The Square Monkey

The Square Monkey desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would sit and look at. It is a fairly strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny having that done to it

The Square Monkey desperately looked for a dildo that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was epic. Remarkably, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

The Square Monkey desperately searched for a computer that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is sublime. A computer being the chosen item.

The Square Monkey searched for a big sponge that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a peculiar operation, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the item selected.

The Square Monkey searched for a teapot that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

The Square Monkey needed a lava lamp that they would often eat. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.