A Weary Monkey

A Weary Monkey desperately desired a spade that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a funny proposal, to many, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a spade being the chosen thing.

A Weary Monkey desperately needed a vibrator that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was stunning. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing to select.

A Weary Monkey craved for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

A Weary Monkey often carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bag of flour of all things.

A Weary Monkey craved for a rubber johnny that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a new action, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

A Weary Monkey desperately needed a painting of a melon to eat. It should be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon is the item to select.