Their Bewildered Monkey

Their Bewildered Monkey had a radiator that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was simply life. A radiator being the thing selected.

Their Bewildered Monkey looked for a vibrator that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is an extraordinary proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was simply life. A vibrator is the item that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Monkey had a melon that they would demolish. This might appear to be a different exercise, to many, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item to choose.

Their Bewildered Monkey wanted a pen that they would sleep with. It should have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the thing to opt for.

Their Bewildered Monkey looked for a cup that they liked to play with. It would be a fairly strange approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a cup being the thing selected.

Their Bewildered Monkey desperately needed a dildo that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a dildo being the thing opted for.