My Lonely Monkey

My Lonely Monkey desperately needed a pencil sharpener to drop. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

My Lonely Monkey owned a set of lego that they would smash. This might appear to be a bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

My Lonely Monkey searched for a porno magazine that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

My Lonely Monkey carried a big sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a surprising idea, to some, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.

My Lonely Monkey desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would share. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was fun. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

My Lonely Monkey looked for a pint of cider that they would throw. This seems to be a surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.