Their Silly Monkey

Their Silly Monkey always had with them a rubber johnny that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly a new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

Their Silly Monkey carried a painting of a melon that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be amazing. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

Their Silly Monkey desperately desired a spade that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be an astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a spade is the thing to choose.

Their Silly Monkey often carried a condom that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be an original suggestion, to you, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a condom is the thing to select.

Their Silly Monkey desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems an original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was out of this world. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

Their Silly Monkey desperately craved for a dildo that they would occasionally experiment on. It was a bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. A dildo was the chosen item.