The Confused Monkey

The Confused Monkey often carried a hat that they would often throw. It was an exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a hat being the item selected.

The Confused Monkey owned a custard pie that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

The Confused Monkey desperately needed a hat that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a hat would be the chosen thing.

The Confused Monkey desired a bottle of coke that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly strange idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Confused Monkey owned a can of Tango that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be an odd activity, to me, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

The Confused Monkey needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a different thought, to many, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.