The Red Monkey

The Red Monkey desperately looked for a condom that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be a fairly strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item chosen.

The Red Monkey often carried a rubber chicken that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Red Monkey carried a helmet that they would cuddle. It would have been a weird approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was fun. Honestly, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

The Red Monkey wanted a block of cheese that they liked to put up their bum. It is considered to be an original thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. A block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

The Red Monkey desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally annihilate This might appear to be a different exercise, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

The Red Monkey desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes share. This seems an extraordinary activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.