The Orange Monkey

The Orange Monkey desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes play with. It might be a fairly strange undertaking, to some, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

The Orange Monkey desperately needed a CD player to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a CD player being the thing selected.

The Orange Monkey desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes play with. This seems to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

The Orange Monkey owned a computer to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a computer being the thing selected.

The Orange Monkey needed a pen that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly curious activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a pen being the item selected.

The Orange Monkey wanted a condom that they sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.