The Troubled Monkey

The Troubled Monkey always kept a toilet brush that they would often rub on his belly. It would be a fairly surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

The Troubled Monkey looked for a cheese grater that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. A cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Monkey desperately wanted a crown to break. It would have been a new operation, to some, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a crown was the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Monkey often carried a bag of poop that they sometimes share. This could be considered a new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Monkey carried a toilet brush that they would break. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

The Troubled Monkey carried a condom that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a condom is the item to select.