The Anxious Monkey

The Anxious Monkey desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to share. This seems to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

The Anxious Monkey always carried a toilet brush that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be a new suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

The Anxious Monkey owned a condom that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered an original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the thing to opt for.

The Anxious Monkey craved for a can of Tango that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the item selected.

The Anxious Monkey desperately wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally annihilate This seems a weird thought, to some, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the thing selected.

The Anxious Monkey desperately craved for a computer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems a fairly curious activity, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is sublime. A computer was the item that was chosen.