A Crypting Monkey

A Crypting Monkey desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to embrace. It might have been a fairly astonishing action, to you, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

A Crypting Monkey desperately craved for a CD player to demolish. This could be considered a fairly curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player having that done to it

A Crypting Monkey needed a condom that they liked to hug. This could be considered a new action, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

A Crypting Monkey owned a toilet brush that they liked to play with. It is a curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. A toilet brush being the thing selected.

A Crypting Monkey always kept a can of Tango that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be an exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. A can of Tango being the thing selected.

A Crypting Monkey wanted a dildo that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be simply life. Honestly, a dildo being the item opted for.