Their Confused Monkey

Their Confused Monkey looked for a ball that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was opted for.

Their Confused Monkey desperately needed a vibrator that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

Their Confused Monkey owned a bat that they would often sleep with. This is certainly a fairly unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

Their Confused Monkey carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

Their Confused Monkey always kept a spade that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual exercise, to many, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Confused Monkey always carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally throw. This could be considered a weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.