My Bewildered Monster

My Bewildered Monster often carried a computer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be sublime. Remarkably, a computer is the item to opt for.

My Bewildered Monster carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes throw. It was considered to be a fairly different activity, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Monster desired a stapler that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been an extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. A stapler is the item to choose.

My Bewildered Monster desperately searched for a bat that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be a bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Monster had a bag of flour that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the item to choose.

My Bewildered Monster owned a vibrator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.