The Exceptional Monster

The Exceptional Monster often carried a porno magazine that they sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was sublime. A porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Monster desperately needed a cheese grater that they would often break. It is a fairly curious action, to you, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

The Exceptional Monster needed a can of Tango to smash. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

The Exceptional Monster owned a computer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be an original proposal, to you, but not to the Monster, who thought it was spectacular. A computer is the thing to choose.

The Exceptional Monster desperately needed a toilet brush that they would break. It should be a fairly strange operation, to many, but not to the Monster, who considered it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

The Exceptional Monster always kept a magic 8 ball that they sometimes cuddle. It should have been a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.