My Exciting Monster

My Exciting Monster had a can of coke that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a curious undertaking, to me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

My Exciting Monster desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be a peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. A porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

My Exciting Monster always had with them a sack of potatoes that they liked to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be epic. A sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

My Exciting Monster always had with them a spade that they would sleep with. One might say this is a fairly unusual activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a spade is the item to choose.

My Exciting Monster craved for a custard pie that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. A custard pie being the thing opted for.

My Exciting Monster searched for a wig that they would sometimes drop. It was a fairly weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a wig would be the item that was chosen.