A Gentle Monster

A Gentle Monster needed a can of coke that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly different idea, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who thought it was awesome. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

A Gentle Monster desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to many, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

A Gentle Monster found a mug that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monster, who considered it was wonderful. A mug would be the item that was selected.

A Gentle Monster owned a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be an astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

A Gentle Monster always had with them a mug that they would eat. It might have been a funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a mug would be the item chosen.

A Gentle Monster desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would put up their bum. This could be considered a different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.