His Square Monster

His Square Monster desperately craved for a stapler that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly new operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Honestly, a stapler being the chosen item.

His Square Monster desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes break. It was a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

His Square Monster often carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes cuddle. It was a weird idea, to many, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be magnificent. A pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

His Square Monster wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

His Square Monster desperately looked for a little monkey that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be a fairly odd action, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

His Square Monster desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.