His Worrisome Monster

His Worrisome Monster had a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been an astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

His Worrisome Monster needed a little monkey that they would occasionally eat. This seems a fairly funny idea, to you, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

His Worrisome Monster desired a bottle of coke that they sometimes eat. This is certainly an exciting idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

His Worrisome Monster desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

His Worrisome Monster desired a cheese grater to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

His Worrisome Monster always carried a rubber johnny that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be a strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.