The Retarded Monster

The Retarded Monster had a painting of a melon to smash. This might appear to be a fairly different action, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

The Retarded Monster desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often break. This seems to be a fairly surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Monster looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a weird undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

The Retarded Monster often carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes share. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

The Retarded Monster searched for a bottle of wine that they would often sit and look at. It should have been an unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

The Retarded Monster desperately searched for a teapot to play with. This could be considered a somewhat surprising operation, to many, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the chosen item.