Her Ugly Monster

Her Ugly Monster always kept a lava lamp that they would occasionally smash. It was a peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be entertaining. A lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

Her Ugly Monster desperately needed a can of Tango that they would often put on his head. It might have been a fairly surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

Her Ugly Monster desperately desired a computer that they would occasionally throw. It should be a fairly surprising operation, to most, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a computer would be the chosen thing.

Her Ugly Monster wanted a pencil sharpener that they sometimes experiment on. It should be an extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. A pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

Her Ugly Monster desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would often break. It should be a fairly weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the item selected.

Her Ugly Monster craved for a stapler to sleep with. It was a curious proposal, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.