A Foolish Monster

A Foolish Monster often carried a stapler that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thought, to me, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a stapler being the item selected.

A Foolish Monster searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes demolish. It should have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Strangely, a can of Tango being the item selected.

A Foolish Monster often carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally break. It would be an unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

A Foolish Monster found a sponge that they would try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the chosen thing.

A Foolish Monster desperately wanted a condom to try to balance on their head. It was a funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who expected it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing to select.

A Foolish Monster needed a painting of a melon that they liked to hug. It is considered to be an unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.