A Crazy Monster

A Crazy Monster desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would often cuddle. It should have been a surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

A Crazy Monster had a sword that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a weird idea, to many, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a sword of all things.

A Crazy Monster desired a bag of flour that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.

A Crazy Monster found a wig that they sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was amazing. A wig is the item that was chosen.

A Crazy Monster desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would experiment on. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

A Crazy Monster desperately needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes smash. It should be a peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.