The Colourful Monster

The Colourful Monster always carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

The Colourful Monster often carried a little monkey to try to balance on their head. It might have been an unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a little monkey is the thing to select.

The Colourful Monster desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. A porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Monster often carried a mug that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a somewhat surprising operation, to you, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be sublime. Remarkably, a mug was the item that was selected.

The Colourful Monster desired a wig that they liked to drop. It should have been a different operation, to me, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be wonderous. Honestly, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

The Colourful Monster owned a sword to try to nail to the wall. It might have been an exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.