Cheerful Monster

Cheerful Monster desperately needed a stretchman that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.

Cheerful Monster always carried a stretchman that they would sometimes demolish. It is a new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a stretchman of all things.

Cheerful Monster searched for a condom that they would occasionally break. This seems a funny action, to you, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a condom was the chosen thing.

Cheerful Monster desperately looked for a pint of beer that they liked to experiment on. This seems to be a new approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

Cheerful Monster desired a vibrator that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been an extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

Cheerful Monster desperately wanted a little monkey that they liked to demolish. This seems to be an original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.