The Funny Monster

The Funny Monster always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

The Funny Monster had a set of lego that they would put on his head. It might be a strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Monster needed a bag of flour that they would occasionally drop. It should have been a fairly different suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

The Funny Monster looked for a sponge that they would occasionally hug. It should be an original exercise, to my children, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Monster craved for a sword that they liked to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly exciting action, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the chosen thing.

The Funny Monster looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a fairly funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a vibrator being the item selected.