The Chinese Monster

The Chinese Monster desperately desired a bottle of beer that they liked to throw. This might appear to be an exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

The Chinese Monster desperately desired a pint of cider that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be a bizarre operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to select.

The Chinese Monster needed a wig that they would experiment on. It is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be simply life. Honestly, a wig would be the chosen thing.

The Chinese Monster always carried a bottle of beer that they would put up their bum. It should be a funny operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Chinese Monster always carried a mug to sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a mug is the item to opt for.

The Chinese Monster looked for a pint of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly different idea, to many, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a pint of beer is the item to select.