Her Confused Monster

Her Confused Monster found a lava lamp to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly exciting operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

Her Confused Monster desperately needed a block of cheese that they would often sleep with. It should have been a fairly strange approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

Her Confused Monster owned a condom that they would insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

Her Confused Monster craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly original action, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

Her Confused Monster had a tomato that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be a fairly new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be awesome. Honestly, a tomato is the thing to select.

Her Confused Monster desperately wanted a cup that they would smash. This seems an astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who feels it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was selected.