The Ugly Monster

The Ugly Monster desired a can of coke that they would eat. It was an extraordinary suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a can of coke of all things.

The Ugly Monster always carried a can of Tango that they would try to balance on their head. It might be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

The Ugly Monster searched for a rubber johnny that they would often put on his head. It might have been a surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Ugly Monster needed a rubber chicken to smash. This might appear to be a peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

The Ugly Monster searched for a spade that they would demolish. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a spade being the chosen thing.

The Ugly Monster needed a big sponge that they would often eat. It would be a surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a big sponge is the item to choose.