Her Ugly Monster

Her Ugly Monster always had with them a porno magazine that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

Her Ugly Monster desperately looked for a cup that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a cup being the chosen item.

Her Ugly Monster craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be an original activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

Her Ugly Monster craved for a pint of cider that they would eat. It would be an exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

Her Ugly Monster desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would often share. This is certainly a surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

Her Ugly Monster desperately craved for a stapler that they would often put on his head. It should have been a curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. A stapler was the chosen item.