The Crazy Monster

The Crazy Monster desperately looked for a bat that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Monster desperately desired a set of lego that they liked to put on his head. It should have been a weird proposal, to many, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

The Crazy Monster always kept a set of lego that they liked to sleep with. It would have been a fairly odd operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the chosen item.

The Crazy Monster desperately wanted a radiator that they would often eat. It should have been a bizarre undertaking, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

The Crazy Monster always carried a can of coke that they would often experiment on. It might have been an original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the thing selected.

The Crazy Monster wanted a bottle of beer that they would often cuddle. It was a surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.